Monday 21 May 2012

Chasing Gropy

It was hyderabad. It was hot. It was sticky. It was ON.

Turns out women in hyderabad were a little aware of the dirty groper, but they were not prepared for it. Gropy had been sent on work to hyderabad and he had to stay for a day or two."A day or two huh" thought gropy and smiled at the naked reflection of himself in his three bedroom apartment in BBM Layout.

We were informed of Gropy's movement. We knew that hyderabad would be an easy target for him, and so we decided to set a spy on him. This would be a great time to catch him red handed. and we thought, what better candidate than a woman.

So code name BGB (Bust Gropy's Balls) was created and she was set out to follow gropy and tape his activities. The trap was set. BGB was beautiful, with dark thick long hair , and tall slender frame , well rounded firm breasts and really fucking easy - especially after two LITs. There was no way Gropy was going to miss this.

BGB got onto the same flight as Gropy and sat next to him. She knew she didnt have to do much. she just had to make herself available and gropy would do the rest. But she also had to tease him. And so she sat next to him, her extremely expensive rihanna perfume catching gropy's attention.  She drew her dark thick long hair on the side of her face such that gropy could get a good look at her neck where he found a rather sensual tattoo. Her face was hidden and her head was bent forward such that he could just see her full lips and her heaving bossoms. Gropy couldnt believe his luck. he looked out of the window as the plane pulled towards the runway. As he watched the trimmed blades of grass pass by him he thought hard of how to go about violating this woman. and then an idea struck him.

as the plane picked up ridiculous speed on the runway gropy started to howl. BGB looked at him for a second and then forward. She wasn't sure what was going to happen. The howling became louder and as the plane lifted itself from the runway , gropy screamed and threw his left hand out to grab one of BGB's heaving bossoms.

BGB's woman instincts kicked in and she turned immediately towards gropy to strike him down with great wrath, but instantly melted when she looked at his puppy face. He was like a little abandoned ,yet well fed , golden retriever who had only fear in his eyes. If a little abandoned, yet well fed, golden retirever puppy, out of sheer fear grabbed one of her heaving bossoms, what was wrong with that?, BGB thought. what does a little abandoned, yet well fed, golden retreiver puppy know? nothing. he is asexual. he is just holding on for support. for life support.

"I am so sorry"  said gropy  as he drew nearer to her. In his eyes she could see the kindness of a hundred sages and the sheer helplessness of a little child lost in an adult world. "that's okay" said BGB.

And we knew she had been compromised.

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As i drove back in the evening i wondered how many BGBs i would have to create to finally nail this bastard. I opened my laptop and sat with my single malt. I had received and email. It was from an unknown source. it had an attachment. the subject line read : "keep them coming". and the attachment was this picture. 

The bastard.